Author Archive: Merchant of the Agora

South Korea’s Cult of the Elite That Everybody Forgot About…

Sunday, October 18th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

The president has lost all power and Congress has formed an emergency cabinet between the major parties to handle things while the Constitutional crisis gets sorted out.

She is beyond redemption now because not only has she been caught handing national secrets to a civilian without security clearance and extorting corporations illegally to pay her friends, she has been outed as a puppet of this weird religious cult.

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That One Time I Found a Crate Full of Radioactive Body Parts in the Desert

Friday, October 9th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

By Anon

All right gents, story time, because why not

After high school I didn’t really have a lot going on in my life. I was trying to save up for college, but didn’t really know what to study. I was into electronics but not in a do-it-professionally-forever kinda way.
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100 Ways To Disappear And Live Free Forever

Friday, October 9th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora
To “live free” means to be able to control your own life and to avoid violence, or the threat of violence, by others.
What you do and how you do it will almost always determine whether or not freedom will be yours. But YOU must take the responsibility for creating your own freedom.

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An Introduction to: Interrogation Techniques (for Phun and Profit)

Friday, October 9th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

By The ZED/NET Writer #1

It is easy to intercept transmissions-but the human brain is still one of the safest places to keep information. This phile will help you pull information from the bodies greatest fortress. Pain —- Pain used to be the most popular sort of interrogation.

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4chan Stories of a Private Military Contractor (PMC Anon): The African Quest (5/5)

Monday, July 13th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

4chan Stories of a Private Military Contractor (PMC Anon): The African Quest (5/5)

Wife/daughter it is.
I warn you now. This story does not have anything remotely resembling a happy ending. It is without any doubt one of the more depressing tales due to what this woman did to her only daughter.

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Urban Survival Guide in Big Cities (Total Societal Collapse, Anarchy, & Disasters)

Sunday, June 14th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

Urban Survival Guide in Big Cities (Total Societal Collapse, Anarchy, & Disasters)

This e-zine was issued by Cybertek Electric: and “Urban Survival” is written by Douglas P. Bell

To start with, let’s get over the idea that all survivalists are going to get out of “the city” in time to set up a “survival retreat”. Not all survivalists are going to have the money, time or inclination to leave the city life and move to the middle of nowhere. First off, leaving your job and having no money will doom you faster than anything you can think of!

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Dave & Buster’s: Neo-Fascists or just Texas-Style Screws?

Saturday, June 13th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

Dave & Buster’s: Neo-Fascists or just Texas-Style Screws?

This e-zine was originally written on 1994 by Jeff Koyen

I sometimes wish that I didn’t use vulgar language so often; I’ve become jaded & desensitized to the impact of obscenity. The English language simply doesn’t contain some of the words I need.

Specifically, the words I need to convey my utter disgust and contempt for a place called Dave & Buster’s, located on the waterfront here in Philadelphia. Based in Texas, D&B’s has opened a couple of these places across the country. Basically, it’s a Chuck-E Cheese with liquor; a giant arcade with Bennigans-style bars and food. They cater to the white 20-something crowd that wants to go out, have a safe time and not question their hosts.

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Legend of The Deep Sea Black Carpet From DiverAnon (Giant Sea Anemones & The Bloop)

Saturday, June 6th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

Legend of The Deep Sea Black Carpet From DiverAnon (Giant Sea Anemones & The Bloop)

These are stories from DiverAnon discussing potential biological origins of the bloop or other unidentified sea sounds, the black carpet, and generally just what bizarre organisms may still be lurking undiscovered. It’ll be a long time before the sea gives up all it’s mysteries after all.

This next story is supposedly bonafide true- taken from the journal of a now deceased biologist/researcher. I haven’t seen the pages of the journal myself, but I’m working on getting them sent to me if possible. I’ll share them with you if I ever manage to get my hands on them. For now, enjoy an abridge version.

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How to Make a Pirate Radio (Series Part 1)

Thursday, May 28th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

UNDERGROUND::PERIODICAL Issue 1 March 1999

Introduction: This file deals with starting your own pirate radio station. It is a part one of a four part series on pirate radio. I’ve researched many sites on the internet combine with my own knowledge to write this file.

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4chan Stories of a Private Military Contractor (PMC Anon): The Guinness World Record (4/5)

Thursday, May 28th, 2020 by Merchant of the Agora

4chan Stories of a Private Military Contractor (PMC Anon): The Guinness World Record (4/5)

I have a daughter story that involves sneaking into a world record *rgy attempt and pretending to be from the guinness book of records.

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