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Massacres: Guide to Maximizing Your Kill Count Conclusion

Sunday, November 5th, 2017

Massacres: Guide to Maximizing Your Kill Count Conclusion

I’m not saying that this is the best or only proper (?) way to do a mass-murder… I will not argue with anyone who says it is more “courageous” to do a mass-murder in a police station rather than a schoolyard… But the entire focus of this essay is centered on the one goal of MAX. DEATH!

O.k., let us now briefly examine the “element of surprise attack” and it’s importance to mass-murder. I do NOT think it is a very crucial element. The fact is that most EVERY mass-murder is a TOTAL surprise.

NOBODY can EVER predict that a certain person will attempt a mass-shooting on a particular day in a particular place.

The only precautions a gunman needs to take involves simple common sense. If you write threatening letters in which you indicate that you are planning a massacre in a particular location, then you are a FOOL! Read the rest of this entry »

Massacres: Guide to Maximizing Your Kill Count Part 1

Sunday, November 5th, 2017

Massacres: Guide to Maximizing Your Kill Count Part 1

By Full Force Frank

Hey! How are y’all doin’? This is Frank, yer eDICKtor. I’m sorry about taking up space with dat disclaimer on top, but I figure that an essay dealing with MAXIMIZING MASS-MURDER KILL COUNTS leaves a noticeable draft on your humble eDICKtor’s valuable position as a respected and law-abiding member of the community. So, I am covering MY ASS with a disclaimer up there! So anyway, today is December 22, 1989, a coupla dayz before Christmas.

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