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The 1990s Guide to Robbing Banks

Sunday, June 25th, 2017

Well, now. You say that you want to go and rob a bank, eh? You say that you need easy money, eh? This entertaining little text file will give you information and tips about how to easily rob a bank, and get away with it.

First off, you’ll need a bank(obviously). Well, I would suggest something famous, like Wells Fargo, or Bank of the West. At least you’re certain you’ll get in the newspaper. For about four weeks, stake out the place, without attracting attention to yourself. In other words, don’t open an account there. Next, you’ll need a gun. I would hardly recommend a small pistol, or a shotgun. Machine guns and armed missiles are not recommended, as they usually end up making up quite a mess. (Remember, if you ARE caught, you don’t want a vandlism count, do you?) Read the rest of this entry »