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Cult Of The Dead Cow: How to Break The Law Part 2
You should also sever your financial ties with the uninvolved. The state can grab the full balance of joint bank accounts, even if the “innocent” partner deposited most of the money. Other forms of joint property may be safer, but the state can still grab your half and convert the other owner into a co-tenant with the government.
Keep your money and other property separate. If you’ve followed the suggestions in Section 2 above, you will already have eliminated most entanglements with others, but such involvements are something to watch out for.
As I also pointed about above, don’t transfer your property to friends or relatives in anticipation of any criminal activities, since the state can go after it anyway, dragging others into court.
5) Develop at least a nodding acquaintance with a lawyer (or someone with as big a mouth). If you are arrested, it is very comforting to have someone to call. Someone on the outside can do more about getting bail together, reporting your case to Amnesty International, and getting you out, than you can do from inside. Read the rest of this entry »
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For a fair number of readers, the day may come when the men in the funny suits walk up to you, ask if you are you, and then exercise their power of arrest. For those without much experience in getting arrested, let me tell you what in general it will be like (details may vary). But first let’s review arrest etiquette. Arrest etiquette can be complicated for the arresting officers but it is easy for the arrestee.
There are only two rules: 1) keep your mouth shut and 2) cooperate physically with the arrest. Following rule two will help preserve your kidneys, limbs, and skull but following rule one is the most important.
During the first two years after your arrest, there are only four words that you should speak to minions of the State in an official capacity: “I want a lawyer” Say nothing else. You gain NO benefits by saying things to the cops and the prosecutors for free.
If your lawyer cuts a deal for you, you can talk in exchange for something but once you speak you can’t take the words back. Lawyers are constantly amazed and entertained by the things their clients tell the cops. Read the rest of this entry »
1. Offer protection money to the weak people in your neighborhood/school.Its easy,and fun. If they get into a jam,or are just tired of gettin their ass kicked everyday,lend them a “helping” hand.Ask for at least $20 for protection each week and if you arnt a good fighter or just dont wanna waste your strength,pay the dude who kicks his ass $5 to leave him alone so you get $15 for doing nothing!I dont do this cuz i love to fight and i get more money. Keep giving out protection and keep rakeing in cash.
2. Blackmail..ahhh a classic.A pretty good way to earn cash.Bug their house(put these under beds,tables,desks,etc.),hack into their computer,etc.Or just threaten to kick their best freinds ass if they dont tell you some real embarrasing things about our little victim.Then ask for a decent amount of cash that they can actually get and threaten to tell everyone about their little secrets if they tell anyone about the shit you did.Use your imagination to figure out ways to find shit out about your victim. Read the rest of this entry »