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Anyhow, down to business. This is mearly a product of my fucked up warped demented drug-influced burned out creative mind.
I don’t actually recommend that you do any of these horrible despicable acts against humanity. But, then again, like the book says, you never know when you’ll have to know how to blow up a tank — In WWIII whos side do you want ME on?? Heh
Now, let us begin our trip into the world of the assassin!
Like phreaking or hacking, there are some basic rules you must obey and understand to be an effective assassin. Listening to these WILL make the difference between you getting the chair (oh yeah, did I forget to mention that Murder IS a capital crime, bummer, at least in the USofA)
Statistically, your chance of getting away with a murder in a place like New York are actually very good. (Brainwashing TV Shows would have you believe otherwise, however.) Most people get arrested when they kill some bitch for screwing around on them. (How STUPID can you be, just dump the damn whore)
Everybody does not have the psyche needed to become an assassin, or even a decent fighter. I am of the style where it takes direct physical threat to get me pissed off (I prefer more subtle techniques, like trashing the fuckheads car) but sometimes when cornered, fight WITHOUT MERCY.
The Ten Commandments of the Assassin
(1) Ye shall work alone, for ye will know thine mistakes and actions well. If ye has a partner, ye will be cast into eternal damnation.
(2) Ye shall have the resolve of moses for thine dead people remain forever dead.
(3) Ye shall remain both faceless and nameless, for if thy police know of thine name, thy shall surely pay the price.
(4) Ye shall have both swiss bank account and swiss passport for thine must have a retreat. Thine quick escape from thy scene of thy crime is of a holy importance.
(5) Ye shall study thy victim for fourscore and twenty nights, for thy victims weaknesses and habits are thy strengths.
(6) Ye shall plan well: For mistakes and forget fullness will cast thee into thine abyss for all eternity.
(7) Ye shall worship the night, and all that is black, for the night is all encompassing and embracing and shall hide thee well from thy adversaries.
(8) Ye shall tell no one of thine actions, including thine priest, for thine priest shall tell thine FBI.
(9) Ye shall be physically fit and in excellent form, thee shall know thine martial arts, and thee shall worship thine kevlar. Thine tools are thine life and no expense shall be spared.
(X) Thee shall read this daily, and live by this code as though thine very life on this mudball depends on it, for in fact it indeed does and shall.
That said, I hope you understand what you are doing. Here are a couple tactics to employ, although I suggest you nearly look upon this as a platform upon which you can develop your own scams and ideals, for your creativity is your best asset as an assassin!
Snipers are the most glorified in hollywood movies, and their descriptions are fairly accurate. The only problem is that you must be a VERY good marksman. And you need about $6000.00 worth of rifle equipment: A modified 30-06 is the snipers choice, with modified fluid-filled silicone tipped bullets. And a Starlight second generation scope.
What was that about bullets? Well, if you take a normal hollow-tip rifle bullet and enlarge the hole so about 25% of the bullet head is hollow, fill it with water and seal with silicone, when that bullet hits it’s target, as long as the target is of flesh (Human, Animal, or a watermelon for testing) it will explode like a goddamn pipebomb.
Targets: Typically a bullet either through the heart or through the head will kill someone with great speed.
A word of caution: If you use a shock sensitive explosive, be VERY careful as it may explode ON IGNITION from the extreme G Forces. (which you don’t want!) Another note is to make sure the aerodynamics of the bullet are not fucked up by your modifications: Some degree of testing is required, or use commercial grade fluid ammo. (HIGHLY ILLEGAL) Tracer rounds, while illegal in most states, are very very very effective. Fragmentation bullets of all types are a sniper’s best friend.
Positioning is easy: You don’t want to be seen. 800 yards is your typical range, and with new scopes, the best time is at night. Be sure to use a damper on your barrel so there won’t be a muzzle flash. And don’t fire more than ONE burst of under 1-3 secs. (2 shots rapid-fire, eg.) If you fire twice you will be easily pinpointed and isolated.
“Squeeze the trigger, watch the brains fly!” <Ice-T>
This is a very efficient means to kill someone. The only problem is you have to be there, nearby. This can be used with a tranquilizer gun for combination with sniper tactics, however, you leave behind valuable evidence which can (and will) be used to trace you. Air injected into a vein or artery will kill someone in a matter of minutes, giving them a stroke.
(or severely disable)
As a subtopic of lethal injections, poisoning is very cheap, efficient, but VERY MESSY AND PAINFUL. (which may be what you want) There are 100’s of lethal chemicals out there, all of which are readily available. Methyl Alcohol, Draino, Paint Thinner, Pool Chlorine, Chlorine Gas,
etc etc etc etc etc.
You can make a DEADLY CONTACT poison out of an insecticide called BLACK LEAF 40. It needs to be given HIGH concentration to work: Boiling should prove effective. A drop of this on someone’s skin will kill them in minutes. Add it to a beer and dump it over the person.
Staging an accident gives you one of the best chances of killing someone and getting away with it. It is not very efficient however and sometimes will not result in the desired effect. (Maiming as opposed to death)
This, however, becomes one of the best means if your subject is into drugs or alcohol, and other people know this. Knocking someone out (using a heavy weight or blackjack, drugs CAN BE TRACED) and then boozing them up, and driving them off a cliff is usually quite effective. You must be careful not to be seen, else you will be arrested, and be sure to remember all sorts of little details (like having the car in drive, engine running, booze in car, remember those basic rules)
Remember that the police are looking for little details, they don’t want a whole lot of work. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck… Just make sure you think everything through. Take the car accident example, go to your local courthouse and examine car accidents (fatal) and know what went on. Real simple-like.
If the person is into drugs, an overdose is an excellent means to kill someone by, and is VERY easy if you have some money to work with. If they are into coke or heroin, chances are it’s pretty shitty stuff, typical street concentrations (good stuff) is about 45-65% pure. Substituting 99% pure coke or heroin will kill the person with great ease.
HAND TO HAND COMBAT
Things may turn messy. It is for this reason that I suggest you know a martial art well, and know how to use a handgun, knife, any one of the numerous oriental weapons (..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!) and have a personal arsenal for you to fall back on should it become necessary.
Chucks are very effective and intimidating weapons, INDEED. However, only use them if you are VERY VERY VERY good with them, because the last thing you need to do is give a potential enemy a weapon. Spraypainting them jet black gives you a real advantage in a snipe attack, as does swinging a steel ball the size of a tennis ball, jet back, on a rope into someone’s face. (WHAMMO!) I cannot remember the name for this style of weapon (Bola derivitive) but I can say that it is very very very effective in taking someone out)
Once your victim sees you, it is of EXTREME importance that you KILL the victim DEADER than your sex life! You don’t want to go to JAIL or the chair now, no? Same goes for witnesses, if you get sloppy. A sniper attack will shut most people up REAL good. Remember, you must never be seen. Computer email addresses, pager services, cell phones, voice mail systems and hacker skills come in very handy here.
Reprinted from a textfile I read in days of yore, with some additional comments and corrections by me, will follow, entitled 22 Ways to Kill a man with your bare hands. Most of the original file is gone, but the ideas remain. (Thanks to the Barbarian for writing it, I didn’t ask permission, but who gives a fuck righto?)
Sometimes when you are threatened with physical violence, a weapon to defend yourself with is not always available. Your hands, however, are always with you, and can be as lethal as any weapon. Below are a list of attacks that police are instructed not employ, as they may prove deadly.
One of your most vital assets is SPEED. You must act quickly, swiftly, and without mercy. Your target must be exterminated with EXTREME PREJUDICE. Your goal, remember, as an assassin, is not to hurt the person but
ELIMINATE THEM FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET.
I cannot tell you how important being utterly and completely focused on your opponents DEATH is. It will allow you to remove pain, temporarily, from being and issue. FOCUS the pain into your enemy. The pain BECOMES your enemy. NOTHING will stop you from eliminating him/her.
I highly recommend you fight with army boots on, steel toed. These fuckers are deadly weapons, believe me. I made the mistake of not planting my foot in a guys face quickly enough in a “schoolroom disagreement” and I got a VERY heavy army boot to the lower forearm (attempt to block) and OOOOOH boy did it hurt.
1. TEMPLE – A very susceptible vital spot. If struck with sufficient force, may cause unconsciousness or death. This is where you plant your army boot at full velocity: Focus on the middle of the head and follow through. (Extend leg fully)
2. NASION – This is the summit of the nose. If struck with sufficient force may cause death. Highly effective weapon for this area: Brass knuckles. (May I suggest getting a knife with a hand guard on it)
3. PHILTRUM – This is the area between the upper lip and the bottom of the nose. Attack to this area may also cause unconsciousness or death.
4. HOOK TO JAW – A powerful hook punch to the front side of jaw may snap an enemy’s neck. Fatal. This is highly unlikely, however, unless you are a 2nd + Dan Blackbelt. (in which case you know these very well)
5. ADAM’S APPLE – A sharp blow here may cause enemy to asphyxiate. In all actuality, any blow to the frontal neck region is VERY effective, even if it is only a light tap. This is where in a street fight I will usually plant my first attack.
6. SOLAR PLEXUS – The small of back. May cause death. (RE note on army boots, if you fall off balance for a second you are DEAD, and if the other person actually falls down, make sure he/she NEVER gets up again.
7. TESTICLES – The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may cause shock, resulting in death. (army boot note: OUCH!) Unfortunately, most guys are very protective of the lower groin area.
8. BASE OF CEREBELLUM – A powerful blow to the nape of the neck, causing mortal damage. Another place to plant that army boot.
9. COCCYX – A powerful blow to the tail bone. Fatal. Note: This is another move which requires a great deal of focusing to accomplish properly, however, even a light kick will cause EXTREME pain!
10. FULL NELSON – Stand behind the enemy, put your arms under his, and lock your hands behind his head. Bending the neck forward may either break neck, asphyxiate enemy, or cut of supply of spinal fluid to brain, causing brain damage or death. Once you have your target immobilized, bring your hand up and do a head wrench. Follow through.
11. HALF NELSON – Again, standing behind enemy, but one arm is used to pin one of enemy’s arms. See above.
12. BRAIN BUSTER – Bend enemy over towards you, placing him in a headlock. Grab the back of his belt, and haul him into the air, vertical, upside-down. Allow yourself to fall backward, landing on your enemy’s head, which will absorb your combined weight. Most effective on concrete or gravel. (SPLOOT!)
13. RUSSIAN OMELET – Cross enemy’s legs. Fold enemy by pinning his shoulders to ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit on his legs, folding the bass of the spine. Fatal. This move is also very difficult to execute in a battle senario.
14. HEART PUNCH – A strongman’s attack, it is simply a powerful blow to the heart. (Many years ago, the wrestler Ox killed an opposing wrestler with this attack.) Will not work if target is wearing Kevlar based protective clothing.
15. UPPERCUT – An upward strike to the bottom of the jaw with the heel of the hand, causing the enemy’s head to snap backward. May shatter vertebrae. Fatal.
16. ABDOMEN – A substantial blow to this area may rupture a vital organ, causing death. ^^ You would have to REALLY nail them with a army boot: Head blow quicker and much less difficult.
17. RIB CAGE – A vicious shattering of the rib cage may cause grave internal bleeding.
18. HEAD-TO-WALL PUNCH – A swift, hard, cold-cock punch to an enemy’s face while he is standing near a wall may drive his head into it, causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally.
19. PINNED DROP KICK – Standing behind enemy, holding his arms straight back. A drop kick to the back without releasing arms may severe spine, causing death.
20. HEAD WRENCH – Grabbing an enemy’s head by the mouth and the back of the skull, then twisting with a sudden, violent jerk to rend vertebrae, may easily cause death. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, VERY EFFECTIVE. Your local militia teaches this one.
21. CHOKE HOLD – Once a favorite of law enforcement officials, has often proved deadly. The right arm goes over the enemy’s right shoulder, and grips the back of the head. The left arm comes over his left shoulder, reaches across neck, and grabs own right forearm. With enough pressure applied, causes brain damage or death.
22. HEAD YANK – Bend enemy forward, grab head, and pull back with convincing force. May separate delicate vertebrae, causing death.
Knife Warfare: Some notes
Something you should never be without is a good knife, preferably one that looks intimidating. If idiot looking at knife, he no looking at army boot. CRACK. Heh.
Hold your knife neither high nor low. Balence on the balls of your feet. One of the things to note, that in a knife fight, you’re going to get cut. Accept it. The objective is to cut the other guy more. I have only been in one real knife fight in my life, and I got some good scars.
(more things to ID me with, feddies! HA)
Learn to use a knife in either hand, and practice using two at once. Watch your targets eyes to see where they are looking, remember those army boots are deadly weapons too.
Attacking: You have two real choices here. Wait for him to attack, block or evade (preferred) and then counter, or attack first. (Offensive/Defensive) Best use a combo. Oh yeah, most people that carry a knife have no idea how to use one. Put on a real psycho look, laugh under breath, and attack WITHOUT MERCY. Remember: Accept you will get cut.
Knifes are effective because you can only really block a knife blade twice: One slot to either arm, then you’re dead. (unless you carry a glock-50, heh)
The best block is no block!
A lunging downward blow with a knife will stick it through a 2×4, and do a good job on a shoulder. REAL good job. Unfortunately it leaves you open
When you score a hit, maximize your opportunities — RIP the fucker out, doing as much damage as possible. Freaks the shit outta the target, because they will be VERY focused on the fact you are a whacked out PSYCHO.
One of the techniques which has proven very effective is to react within milliseconds of a threat. Somone gonna mug you? You can hae a moulded grip lockblade out in under 3 sec, drop in 1/2 sec, lunge in 1/2 sec, retreat in 2 sec to regroup.
FAST ACTION IS THE KEY, I CANNOT EMPHASISE THIS MORE!
Choice of knife: Avoid switchblades. They SUCK. Same for silletto daggers. Lockblades are VERY effective. Also, I always have a throwing dagger strapped to the inside of my leg “just in case” — I suggest that you do too.
Which brings me to another note! ODDS. There is no way you can handle odds greater than 2:1 (or 3:1 if females are involved) no matter HOW good you are, at least in hand to hand combat. A gun brings a new light on things, but know when to retreat. A throwing dagger imbedded in someone’s chest (NO FINGERPRINTS!!) makes an effective distration, as does a tube of acid smashed on someone, as does a shock sensitive explosive tossed at someone,
etc etc etc.
Another note: Develop a working relationship with the best criminal lawyer you know of, in the continental united states. This might mean the difference between walking away and being carried out feet first, in a nice box. Knowing the law is a beautiful thing, there isn’t a big difference between hacking the criminal justice system and hacking an out of date HP-3000. HAHAHAHA
While I could have written a 1000 page book on the topic, I hope this has given you ideas on what to do and who to talk to. If you don’t know what do to after reading this, then forget about it and delete this motherfucker from your pitiful little tfile library OK? I don’t like lAmAhZ reading my k-rad kRaZy k00L elEEt bRAiN-duMP cHrOnICalZ!
As always, I can be reached on the Internet (that’s specific) or on the Cellar (1-401-PRI-VATE — HitNet). If you really need to talk to me, get a fucking life, and stop hanging around with crazy people. Heh heh heh. Like my main man Ice-T says:
“..No screams, no tears or cries, just a laser beam between ya fuckin eyes!”
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