Cult Of The Dead Cow: How to Break The Law Part 1

Sunday, May 13th, 2018
Cult Of The Dead Cow: How to Break The Law Part 1

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  ...presents...              How to Break the Law
                                                         by Anonymous

                      >>> a cDc publication.......1993 <<<
                        -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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For a fair number of readers, the day may come when the men in the funny suits walk up to you, ask if you are you, and then exercise their power of arrest. For those without much experience in getting arrested, let me tell you what in general it will be like (details may vary). But first let’s review arrest etiquette. Arrest etiquette can be complicated for the arresting officers but it is easy for the arrestee.

There are only two rules: 1) keep your mouth shut and 2) cooperate physically with the arrest. Following rule two will help preserve your kidneys, limbs, and skull but following rule one is the most important.

During the first two years after your arrest, there are only four words that you should speak to minions of the State in an official capacity: “I want a lawyer” Say nothing else. You gain NO benefits by saying things to the cops and the prosecutors for free.

If your lawyer cuts a deal for you, you can talk in exchange for something but once you speak you can’t take the words back. Lawyers are constantly amazed and entertained by the things their clients tell the cops.

Don’t say anything. It’s stupid. In _The Hacker Crackdown – Law and Disorder on the Electronic Frontier_; Bruce Sterling’s account of the Legion of Doom/911 Document/Steve Jackson Games busts of 1990, he reports that all the busted hackers had no clue about how to be arrested. They could reprogram telco switches with ease but they didn’t know the basic rules of how to hack the criminal justice system so watch it.

Once you are placed under arrest, you will probably be handcuffed and transported to a booking facility where you will be photographed, fingerprinted, and perhaps given a free set of clothing (these days, usually in orange). Then you will be put in a temporary holding cell with many other interesting people. Your fellow residents will ask you why you’ve been arrested, and when you tell them that you’ve taken a fall for operating an outlaw BBS, they’ll probably laugh.

Eventually, you’ll be brought up before a judge or magistrate who will set your bail. If you don’t make bail you will be sent to a longer term facility, perhaps a city prison, to await trial.

While you’re waiting, you can review all the things that you should have done before breaking the law. Most free thinkers can come up with a lot of reasons for violating the law at one time or another. Just breathing is often sufficient. Like any other semi-hazardous activity, careful preparation is the key.

The purpose of this article is *not* to tell you how not to get caught – such strategies vary with the laws violated. No, this article is aimed at providing you with an outline of how to prepare for getting caught.

No matter how careful you are in the planning of your criminal career, things can go wrong. Thinking about the possibility of failure in advance may encourage you to improve your over-all strategy and at least will diminish the damage that the authorities can do to you.

Psychological preparation is absolutely the most vital task that you must undertake. Before you decide to break the law you must have convinced yourself that the State is wrong and that, for you, the risk of punishment is less significant than the benefits from violating the law. There often is a good foundation for this undertaking, as many people believe that most States are without much moral justification and amount to criminal gangs in themselves.

So, at least on a philosophical level, breaking the law might be fairly easy for some of us to do at one time or another. But it is important to realize that when you break the law you are playing it for real, and you might have to face the music. So, while it is obviously better not to be apprehended in the first place, defending yourself psychologically if you do get caught will prove significant, since if the State cannot touch your soul, it gains little by arresting you.

With proper contemplation you can build on this knowledge and provide yourself with the best defense against State aggression. The philosophical advantage held by those of unconventional mind can be contrasted with the situation of some conservative tax rebels whose radicalism is undercut by their belief in the basic legitimacy of the State.

I’ve seen conservatives break down when the courts predictably tossed out their constitutional arguments in tax cases and sentenced them to prison. Their background of basic support for the State apparatus lays a heavy layer of guilt on them once they are labeled criminals. If you intend to break the law be sure, in advance, that you won’t be feeling guilty.

There will be enough people only too eager to send you on a guilt trip over your activities, without your adding to it. On a practical level there are many steps you can take to lessen the ability of the State to punish you effectively

: 1) Learn something about the law. It helps to know, in advance if you can, when you are violating the law and a little about the court system and the possible penalties.

This is important for you, even if you don’t intend to violate the law, since there are enough laws around to allow the State to get you almost any time it wants on one charge or another. There are loads of legal self-help books out there today.

Berkeley’s Nolo Press and the ACLU have published books covering business and personal legal problems and the rights of various sorts of people (students, mental patients, gays, etc.).

If you have the time, energy, and money, going to law school might be a good idea. This is particularly true in California where loose eligibility requirements for the State Bar examination have encouraged the proliferation of “free enterprise” law schools and where it is fairly easy to get a legal education in your spare time.

2) Protect your assets. Apart from imprisonment, violations of the law may result in fines. In addition, your activities may lead to civil penalties. In tax law violations, your property is obviously in jeopardy. In fact, with many popular forms of “criminal” activity, your money is in greater danger than your liberty.

The recent expansion of the seizure laws has filled the pages of USA Today and the big-city dailies with page-long lists of bank accounts and other property seized by law enforcement agents.

This represents a civil liberties problem of immense proportions, not to mention a practical problem for would-be law violators. The best way to protect your property from loss is to hide it where the State cannot find it. Secrecy is your greatest asset. What the State cannot find, it cannot confiscate.

You should sell your major personal possessions. If you own your own home or an expensive late-model car, you risk losing these possessions if you are convicted of a crime.

Transferring these assets to friends or relatives is not usually good enough. If the party trying to collect money from you can prove that they were given away for less than their real value with intent to hide them from creditors, the transactions can be set aside as fraudulent transfers. Keep some of your wealth in some anonymous, easily concealable form, such as cash or gold and silver coins.

If you feel that you must keep bank accounts, you must arrange it so that no one knows of their existence or can connect them with you.

In some cases, even Swiss Bank accounts can be attached by the US authorities if you are convicted of a crime. If you have interest earning accounts in your name in this country, the bank will report the interest earned to the IRS every year (and thus the existence of your account).

What you should do with any bank account in this country is to set it up under a nom de guerre. Even though this is harder than it used to be, it is still possible.

However you choose to set up your account, you must arrange it so that statements are not sent to you at your ordinary address. You can request that the bank hold statements for you at the bank itself, or you can use a mail drop of some sort.

If you let any evidence of the accounts existence come to you through the mails, you may lose the account if the government opens your mail. The same problem is encountered with securities or other types of “paper” investments – they tend to generate a lot of mail.

And before you risk them, you should make some arrangements to cut off this paper flow. Of course, you may want to keep a small bank account to pay your day-to- day expenses, but you should only deposit an amount you can afford to lose if the account is attached. But be careful not to leave a paper trail connecting this account with any others you might have.

It is probably safest not to keep any significant assets in domestic banks at all.

The risks are great, and thanks to the Federal Reserve Board’s Open Markets Committee, the benefit of a $US account in a US bank is slight. Foreign bank accounts in strong currencies are another matter.

I refer you to Harry Brown’s _Complete Guide to Swiss Banks_ for a good discussion of bank secrecy in general and foreign bank accounts in particular. You must avoid investments, such as land, which are on public record and are difficult to hide. Highly liquid investments that are easy to hide are better.

Precious metals are a good idea, and you may want to keep a little cash around in case you decide to avoid arrest by fleeing. You can think of different ways of hiding these assets, but remember that the same consid- erations which apply to bank accounts apply to any safe deposit boxes in which you might want to store valuables.

You should live in a rented dwelling. You don’t want your home to be in jeopardy while you are sparring with the government.

Car leasing is easy to arrange these days. If you don’t own these major assets, the government cannot take them. You could also drive an older car. It won’t be worth seizing or won’t be much of a loss if it is.

Your random personal property is generally safe from attachment, but any valuable collections of books or art will be in jeopardy. So you should liquidate them or take steps to protect them. You can discern the principle involved from this brief outline.

Your major assets are either hidden in liquid form or safely in bank accounts that only you know about and that can not be traced to you. You should not use substantial property that is in your own name.

Rent instead. Each state has its own laws which set forth how much and what type of property is exempt from attachment by creditors. Be aware that *government* creditors have additional collection powers not available to private creditors. Investigate the law in your state to find how much of the property in your possession is safe.

It’s usually not very much, so plan accordingly. This may seem like a radical change to your life, but it is probably better to change the nature of your property – even if the change is inconvenient – than to take the chance of losing it.

Besides, cash, gold, silver, or foreign bank accounts should probably be part of your investment program already.

3) Think about your job. If you have a conventional job with a conventional employer you may lose it if you are arrested or convicted.

You may have an easier time of it if you are self-employed or engaged in some unconventional activity on a professional basis. I am not saying that you have to quit your job, but you should analyze the effect that a run-in with the law will have on your occupation.

It will at least encourage you to think about alternative means of earning a living, one that will not suffer if you are arrested. It is through our jobs that we are controlled. Reluctance to change jobs keeps us in one place, when it might be safer to leave. Lots of social regulation has been piled on the employer/employee relationship. It is there that most of the taxes we pay are collected.

Studies of the effect of criminal conviction on income have shown that the average blue-collar worker regains the same wage earned before imprisonment within one year after release.

On the other hand, imprisonment dramatically reduces the wages of white-collar workers, whose jobs are more likely to involve reputation and “credentials”. If you are self-employed, you will be in better shape, because you are unlikely to fire yourself for “criminal” activity.

Fortunately, there have been some major changes in employment arrangements for employees as well.

There are numerous contract (temp) and consultant positions available today for any type or level of job experience. If you have been the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, there are agencies that will be happy to place you as a temp CEO.

Insurance professionals, lawyers, middle-managers, engineers, secretaries, and waiters, all have temp employment agencies that serve them. These jobs can be obtained without background checks and other invasive procedures (urinalysis).

4) Avoid involving others. While you are protecting your property, you should be sure that you are not entangling friends or relatives in your activities. Each person should be left to make her or his own decision in regard to an illegal undertaking.

You must separate your property and your actions from the property or activities of those close to you, particularly those with whom you have a sexual relationship. It is neither fair nor particularly good for your relations with others to get them involved in your arrest. If you are living with other people it is a good idea to avoid carrying on illegal activities in the home.

If you do your business elsewhere, the cops will find it more difficult to charge those living in your home with accomplice liability based on their knowledge of your crimes.

At no time should you have anyone who is not a completely informed co-conspirator sign any documents which are involved in your illegal activities. Don’t slip your spouse the 1040 to sign after you’ve “plead the Fifth” on it and claimed Bill Clinton as a dependent.

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